Aspiring Maroon Coat Regrets Joining MSC Abbott After First Family Story Night
During the first night of family stories, MSC Abbott newcomer Irene Stevenson was faced with a grueling task: hearing a…
During the first night of family stories, MSC Abbott newcomer Irene Stevenson was faced with a grueling task: hearing a…
Last week, Maroon Coats announced their boldest servant leadership initiative yet – mandatory hugging of custodial staff during all official…
In honor of the Easter season, we bring news of great joy —the Holy Trinity of Aggieland has finally been…
The Texas A&M Foundation recently announced that personalized vanity plates will soon be installed on Maroon Coats golf carts. The…
As recruitment ramps up, Maroon Coats have taken to campus to remind students of their superiority. In major buildings across…
This Monday, junior computer science major Karen Reeves was seen on campus driving a golf cart for her job at…
Gold Coats “We encourage all applicants, we just might not want you.” Mark your calendars, professional schmoozers, because Gold…
To read part 1 of this article, click here. Although satirical in nature, all facts, names, and organizations used in this…