Heroic Football Player Attends Class
In a brave display of dedication to his university, Texas A&M University wide receiver and student Michael Pearson attended 11:30…
Sunday, January 24, 2021
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In a brave display of dedication to his university, Texas A&M University wide receiver and student Michael Pearson attended 11:30…
In an unexpected start to the semester, students enrolled in PHYS 408 were shocked to find that their professor valiantly…
In a press conference given last Monday, a university spokesperson announced that Texas A&M University achieved a 1:1 student-faculty ratio…
As recruitment ramps up, Maroon Coats have taken to campus to remind students of their superiority. In major buildings across…
This week, sophomore economics major Marcus Atherton announced he still feels a vague and unplaceable sense of anxiety at 11:59…
In an act of desperation, local College Station residents began piling sandbags around the perimeter of the city in hopes…
Yesterday, Texas A&M student Paul Romano came forward with the allegation that one of his professors partakes in grade edging,…
Earlier today, sophomore business major Julia Grant decided to skip her Introductory Accounting final in the name of self-care. “I’ve…
Finding time in his busy schedule of facilitating freshman alcohol poisoning and harassing students outside of the Walton dormitory, junior…
Since the Aggies made it through the weekend without losing to a team we were predicted to beat, Aggie football…