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Student Driving Golf Cart So Cool, So Fancy

By Ring Chunks , in Local News , at October 31, 2019 Tags: , , , , ,

This Monday, junior computer science major Karen Reeves was seen on campus driving a golf cart for her job at the Texas A&M Foundation. Multiple sources report her looking so cool, so fancy. 

Many eyewitnesses described Reeves as appearing extremely majestic and important while she drove around campus in a university-owned golf cart, chauffeuring important guests to their destinations. Her beautiful driving skills garnered the adoration of every student in her vicinity, with the exception of the pedestrians trying to use the sidewalk without being run over.

“When I got this job, I never expected it would turn me into a local celebrity,” said Reeves in an exclusive interview with The Mugdown. “People I haven’t talked to in years are crawling out of the woodwork and begging me for a ride to class.” 

Reeves’s interview was abruptly ended when a passenger requested to be driven to their Congressional Medal of Honor ceremony. 

 

—Ring Chunks