Local Christian Denied Salvation Due to Subpar Birthday Posts
Last Wednesday, local Christian Julien Anderson was denied salvation from the Lord due to subpar Instagram birthday posts. Sources say…
Last Wednesday, local Christian Julien Anderson was denied salvation from the Lord due to subpar Instagram birthday posts. Sources say…
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