Birthday Girl Celebrates Relentless Passage of Time at Logie’s
Last week, birthday girl Katherine Womack celebrated the unstoppable parade of time at Logie’s On Campus on Northgate. Womack, who just turned 22, was initially hesitant to go out for the occasion but was persuaded after her roommates offered to buy all of her drinks.
“You’re only young once,” said Womack, 11 lemon drops into the evening. “So I’m living my best life right now… right here… in College Station, baby.”
Womack’s friends reportedly surprised the now 22-year-old with a replica of the birthday sash she had worn on her 18th birthday, which Womack swears feels like it was only one year ago. Witnesses not belonging to the birthday girl’s party told The Mugdown they saw Womack stumbling out of Logie’s and wondering aloud, “Is this a bar crawl or a death march?”
— Aggie FacePlant
Ahhhh, a breath of stale College Station air thanks to yours truly. Environmentally conscious and clumsy at their core, Aggie FacePlant lives for the outdoors. Her leaves are full of secrets and her roots run deep throughout Texas A&M. She hides in camouflage but is always growing up something good. Is that poison ivy or cannabis? If Aggie FacePlant has anything to do with it, it’s probably both. Global warming is the least of your problems when Aggie Facplant is around.