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12 Mugdown Articles You Didn’t Know Were Real

By Ring Chunks , in The Mugdown , at February 11, 2020 Tags: , , , ,

Wow! Who knew The Mugdown was telling the truth the whole time? Apparently SGA did!

Now that The Mugdown has been explicitly and irreversibly classified as a real news outlet source by the election commission, and, consequently, by SGA as a whole, check out these completely true and factually accurate articles from recent semesters: 

  1. Evans Set To Be Demolished for Mini-Golf Course
  2. Beutel Announces Official Switch to Essential Oils
  3. CAPS Introduces Group Therapy Battle Royale
  4. Young Rips Steam Tunnel Exploration as Irresponsible, Breach of Pact with Evil Presence Deep Within
  5. Honor Code Changed to “Aggies Do Not Lie, Cheat, or Use GroupMe”
  6. MSC to Require Playing Test Certification in Order to Play Flag Room Piano
  7. BCS Utilities Debuts New “You’ll Get Used to It” Slogan
  8. On-Campus Hotel Bar to Accept Dining Dollars
  9. Texas A&M To Accept Transfer Credits From Local Tutoring Services
  10. Aggie Spirit to Require Two Forms of ID for Boarding
  11. Christian Men’s Orgs Named Group One Carcinogen by American Cancer Association
  12. Human Sacrifice To Become Valid Form of Payment at B&N Starbucks

 

— Ring Chunks