Drunk Friend Discovers Ideal Time to Share Faith
Under the influence of multiple spirits, Jerrod Rouche opened up to a group of friends about his newfound relationship with Jesus. After throwing back his third Vegas Bomb in twenty minutes, Rouche caught them by surprise as he began explaining that he had left his old and sinful ways behind since meeting his Lord and Savior.
Rouche made sure to pull aside his fraternity brother Stephon Harris, who is newly single. “How’s your heart?” said Rouche, handing Harris a Jägerbomb and encouraging him to find rest in the Lord.
Knowing that a mix of alcohol and repressed emotions would present the perfect environment for an intentional conversation, Rouche made sure to plan the discussion before leaving the pregame he attended earlier that evening.
While speaking with The Mugdown, Rouche explained that he hoped the conversation would “plant a seed” and even made sure to invite Harris to a 9 a.m. church service. “I can give you a ride if you want, and we can even sober up with some Polly’s tacos on the way,” Rouche said.
“I don’t feel guilty anymore,” said Rouche when asked about his views on binge drinking. “It’s all been forgiven [we can just repent tomorrow].”
—Homewrecking Crew
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