5 for Yell Sacrifices Their Purest Fish to Guarantee Success
The yell leaders’ white uniforms were stained red with the blood of innocents today as the 5 for Yell block sacrificed a fish to appease the Spirit of Aggieland. Before he died, Jacob Smith, the sacrificial freshman, said he was doing this of his own free will and definitely... Read more
Ban the Banners

It’s time to rethink banner-holding.

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The Mugdown Endorses for SBP!
It’s the magical time of year once again: Campus Election Season. When students flock to the online polls to cast their vote in support of their favorite candidate to obtain what some perceive as the highest seat in the land. The individual that proves him or herself the most... Read more
The Mugdown’s Guide to the 2016 Elections
The Mugdown Presents: Guide To The 2016 Elections The smell of apple pie is in the air, puppies are wagging their tails, and baseball is back, which can only mean one thing. It is time once again for that part of the year when we exercise the one freedom... Read more
First-Ever Yell Leader Debate
Introducing: The First-Ever Yell Leader Debate Hosted by The Mugdown   We are pleased to invite you to attend the first-ever Yell Leader Candidate Debate, hosted by The Mugdown! This one-of-a-kind event will allow students to hear dialogue between candidates and interact as our white-swathed hopefuls. Meet the Yell... Read more
Student Senator Finally Writes Perfect Bill
KOLDUS– Late Wednesday evening, an informant from the Student Government Association, who asked to be referred to as Sheep Throat– don’t ask us why–, leaked the text for the most controversial bill in SGA history. Consequently, it is also what students have been waiting for. And The Mugdown approves.  ... Read more
The Mugdown Lowdown: A Snarky Summary of the 2015 Elections
Everything You Need to Know about the 2015 Elections Some Stuff You Should Know about the 2015 Elections Nothing You Really Need to Know about the 2015 Elections The Election for Student Body President Joseph Benigno, Michael Murtha, and Isaiah Tsau run for 2015-2016 Student Body President (SBP). Benigno... Read more
To Revote the Yell Leader Revote, 5 For Yell Announces Plans for a New University
5 For Yell has announced plans to build an alternate university where they will be the yell leaders. After raising concerns about the old voting system, 5 For Yell decided to hold its own election. The unfavorable results of their independent election, where 5 For Yell once again did... Read more
HOUSE of KOLDUS: Part 2 of 2
Mugdown Presents House of Koldus by Honey Bear   *House of Cards Seasons 1 and 2 Spoilers Below* This is the second part of a two-part series. Check HERE to read the first part to HOUSE of KOLDUS!   Scene 4 (Inside the senate meeting. Benigno is standing at a podium at the... Read more
HOUSE of KOLDUS: Part 1 of 2
Mugdown Presents House of Koldus by Honey Bear   *House of Cards Seasons 1 and 2 Spoilers Below* Black screen “Mugdown Presents” fades into an intro parodying “House of Cards” with time lapses of various A&M buildings. During the intro credits, the names of actual student senators and political... Read more