The Prophecy of Kyle
Early this morning, University officials called an emergency meeting following the surprising discovery of an ancient manuscript. Russell Bormann, sophomore…
Early this morning, University officials called an emergency meeting following the surprising discovery of an ancient manuscript. Russell Bormann, sophomore…
This is what you’re supposed to be doing right now. . But sometimes you’d rather just take a nap than…
Several verbal arguments have broken out over the past week between students in line to pay for food at campus…
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Many students have taken note of the larger-than-life photographs popping up around campus as a part of University Center’s push…
The following is an article we received from one of our fans across the pond. And yes, we’re being serious….
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Steve Jobs. George Washington. Martin Luther King. What do they all have in common? They all hail from the greatest…
A false emergency nearly prompted a 9-911 call Wednesday afternoon as a student faked a seizure to play off the…
Where one gets plugged-in on campus can determine their social standing. Similar to high school except that most high schools…