Kitchen Fire Credited with Student’s Coolest BeReal Post
Last week, sophomore architecture major Sheila Poppen captured her most interesting BeReal to date while starting a kitchen fire at her new job.
“Sheila was making great progress in her training, but as soon as she realized she only had two minutes to share capture what she was doing, she left the beef unattended and set the kitchen on fire,” coworker Alexis Ramone said. Poppen reportedly then chose to be real instead of being a responsible employee, allowing the fire to spread. Despite the property damage caused, Poppen expressed little regret for her actions.
“It’s too bad what happened at work, but my hands were tied,” Poppen said. “Posting late is not an option, I couldn’t bear it if others saw that I didn’t post on time and thought I was fake. I didn’t have a choice.”
Poppen was fired following the incident, but sources confirm it can never be said that she is fake. She is, as pundits have always claimed, as real as it gets.
— Batt for Both Teams
A softball extraordinaire, Batt for Both Teams was an up-and-coming player of Texas A&M’s own. One fateful day after too little sleep under a too-bright sun, Batt for Both Teams stumbled from the outfield and into the batter’s box. She hit a home run that day, but for the wrong team. Now, neither of her partners will let her live it down. We just hope the sun doesn’t get too bright for her to write something for some other newspaper on campus… But that probably won’t happen… right?