The Nine Hottest Fish in the Corps of Cadets (You Won’t Believe #6!)
Within the Corps of Cadets, freshmen, or fish, are seldom regarded as attractive. After extensive research, The Mugdown has identified nine fish that have overcome the Corps-imposed barriers to being hot. The following list is a comprehensive grouping of the nine hottest fish in the Corps of Cadets.
- Suckermouth Catfish
- Red Drum
- Carp
- Charlie the Starkist Tuna Mascot
- Mahi Mahi
- Amberjack
- Whatever this is
- fish Smitty from MATH 141
- Grouper
— Flash It Back, Ags
You may have seen her skulking around campus in a beige trenchcoat, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal her ass to unsuspecting students. An exhibitionist at heart, she’s been arrested for streaking fifteen times since 2012. UPD is aware of her presence and is doing their best to keep her away from sporting events, graduations, and the background of promotional materials. You can often find her doing squats at the Rec. If you ask politely, she might just show you her assets.