Jimbo Fisher Announces He’s Saving Demond Demas For ______
After questions arose over whether or not Aggies head coach Jimbo Fisher would start 5-star recruit Demond Demas, Fisher announced earlier this week that he would be saving him for ______.
“I was concerned why we wouldn’t play our most exciting recruit,” said long-time Aggie fan Earl Mathiasmeier. “But I can rest assured, knowing he’s being saved for ______. Jimbo really has a fantastic head on his shoulders.”
When asked a follow-up question about whether fans would see Moose Muhammad III play, Fisher responded that he will play him when ______.
As the Aggies have a lot of ______ to look forward too, fans are glad to see that Coach Fisher and the team will be prepared when ______ comes around.
— Unsolicited Dunk Pic
Hey, you up? It’s big, it’s heavy, and it’ll all be finished in under a minute. You check your phone in the morning, and what is it you see but Unsolicited Dunk Pic? He never really gets invited to parties, but he is always there. His best friend list is huge, and he has been in every backyard in College Station. It’s an Aggie’s most sacred tradition. Be careful, sometimes he gets crowd shy.