Tuesday, November 5, 2024
Texas A&M's First Satirical Newspaper, Since 1875


Top 5 Things to Put on Top of the Academic Building

By Hannibal Lechner , in Clickbait , at April 15, 2020 Tags: , , ,

5. Anything but a VeoRide – If you tried to put a bike on top of the Academic Building, you would look like a lame copycat. Consider instead all the new things the cool kids are stacking!

4. Your Aggie Ring – Want to get the perfect shot for your Instagram? Using portrait mode to capture the wide view of Aggieland from the top of the Academic Building is sure to attract followers on social media! Your ring deserves a glamour shot like no other, and this is the best way to show off how many hours you have.

3. Your Roommate – If you are just as tired of your roommate as we are, putting them on top of the Academic Building should raise the tension levels even higher! This will remind you of the high hopes you had for them when you signed the lease.

2. Reveille – What better way to show off your school spirit is there than placing the revered mascot at the highest point in central campus? Just remember — if she barks, the stack is canceled.

1. Aggie Spirit Bus – The only way to top the infamous VeoRide stunt is to pull out all of the stops with the biggest form of transportation on campus! This 19-ton vehicle is just begging to climb the Academic building so students can see once and for all what the most superior form of transportation is!

Happy stacking!

 

— Hannibal Lechner