Top 4 Unique Fish Camp Body Modifications
Do you want to stand out among your Fish Camp peers this year? Are you enthusiastic about showing off your deep commitment to welcoming the incoming freshmen in an inclusive environment? What better way to prove your sense of belonging than through these four unique body modifications!
4. Dyed Armpit Hair
Dyeing hair is not a new trend for Fish Camp. But armpit hair? Now you’re onto something. Spend those hot August days at Lakeview with your sleeves rolled all the way up. No one will ever question your long-standing love for [insert camp color] again. Kudos if you are a woman.
3. Cheek Piercing
One of the requirements of being a Fish Camp counselor is having an ill-advised facial piercing. That’s a rule or something written somewhere. Why not get one that no one else has?
2. Eyelid Tattoo
Everyone and their mother has gotten lip tattoos. Stand out with this new location by injecting “Gig Me” under that delicate, sensitive skin. You won’t regret this at all in three years.
1. Branding
High risk, high reward. If you can tolerate the pain, this modification is for you. Channel your inner livestock and get A&M branded right on your behind. Put all of those ass tats to shame.
— Longboard of Regents
You know that douchebag that rides his longboard in the “No Bike Zone” between the Memorial Student Center and Rudder? Yeah, that’s our Longboard of Regents. When he actually shows up to meetings, you can count on him to sit in the back and Juul with his head drooping to the side as he tries not to fall asleep.