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Local Cuckold Thankful for Big Event

By Left on Redass , in Local News Special Occasion , at April 1, 2019 Tags: , , , , ,

This weekend Texas A&M University hosted its 38th annual Big Event, now the largest one-day, student-run service project in the nation. Bryan and College Station residents are thankful for the work that students have done to help them with lawn work, household cleaning and painting tasks they could not have completed themselves. Local cuckold Tomas Gautburt was thankful for the service that one student provided him and his spouse.

Junior Mechanical Engineering major Paul Maxentius is no stranger to volunteering for Big Event, having completed the one-day service project the last two years. Maxentius’ past projects included organizing the garage of an able-bodied recent graduate and removing weeds from the garden of a tenured Chemistry Texas A&M professor. “I’ve done work that felt like someone was just too lazy to do themselves before, but this just felt unnecessary,” Maxentius said.

Unlike other Big Event hosts, Gautbert asked that somebody sleep with his spouse, a task that he could not get around to completing himself. With consent from both the student and his spouse, Gautbert provided the necessary environment and protection for the job. Even though Mr. Gautbert felt that the household task was his responsibility, Mrs. Gautbert insisted that she had requested for the job to be done.

“I made sure everything was set up beforehand so that he would just have to do the job. I watched to make sure everything was done how I wanted it,” Gautbert said.

Gautbert concluded that he was thankful for Big Event as he could now cross an item off of his ever-growing to-do list. To ensure that Maxentius did not feel left out compared to other service projects in the area, Gautbert provided pizza and soda for lunch as he shared his experiences as a student when he attended in 1987.

 

—Left on RedAss