Ghost of Earl Rudder Endorses Beto
The phantom of General James Earl Rudder officially endorsed Representative Beto O’Rourke for Senate following the Congressman’s on-campus rally more than a week ago.
Rudder has not commented on politics since Texas A&M University’s first student body president drama in 1972. This silence led to speculation that Rudder had become lax on his civic duties. However, recent comments by Sen. Ted Cruz, R-TX, made the 2018 midterm a priority for Rudder.
“For decades, Fish Camp, Impact, and T-Camp have been using my tower and theater for their events. I think over time, the ‘dyed hair’ and ‘tofu’ kinda grew on me.”
Although Texas A&M University’s 16th President is no longer legally eligible to vote, his endorsement has come as an unwelcome surprise to many.
“I thought that College Station was a safe space for exclusively traditional values,” one Aggie mom tweeted. A former Aggie Band commander commented on Reddit, “looks like Old Army is worse than dead – it’s in limbo.”
The spirit of the Spirit of Aggieland said that his political leanings should not come as a surprise. “After years of living on a college campus, I stopped being a Conservative Democrat of the 1960’s and became a Liberal Democrat of the 21st Century. The ghosts of the OG wags really dig it.”
一 West Campus Mirage
Did you see her? Did you not see her? West Campus Mirage is as much a figment of our imagination as she is yours. Supposedly, she can’t come to meetings because all of her classes are on West Campus. Yet, no one has actually seen her in real life, only on the Bush School website.