Formal Captions are ~semi~ Passive Aggressive
It is the middle of spring semester and date parties, mixers, and formals are in full swing. There seems to be an underwhelming response as students struggle to perfectly caption their cute ‘n fun photos. Apparently, those in attendance had a subpar time with their relatively good dates.
Translation: Because you secretly wanted to ask someone else, but you were still pleased with your date’s performance.
Translation: The date did not crash and burn.
Translation: You give it a B-….actually a C+….
Translation: You sat and talked most of the night but made it onto the dance floor to awkwardly dance to Drake.
Translation: The night was a 5/10 and you forgot your date’s name.
Hope everyone has {semi} good lives #passiveaggressive #unintentionalbullying #nofilter
-5K for Yell
Yes, you have met her, and yes, she knows your friend so and so from that thing that one time. She has handed you fliers, she has yelled at you from her banner holding post, your friend introduced her to you that one time in the MSC, you are friends on Facebook, and she is in at least two of your GroupMe’s. You hate her for always looking like she just worked out, but in reality she just has to be constantly maintaining a comfortable jog to get to her next meeting on time. We have never actually seen her in person, but sometimes she emails us good jokes, so we let her stay affiliated.