The Mugdown’s Guide to the 2016 Elections

The Mugdown Presents:

Guide To The 2016 Elections

The smell of apple pie is in the air, puppies are wagging their tails, and baseball is back, which can only mean one thing. It is time once again for that part of the year when we exercise the one freedom that binds all of us together as Americans: choosing not to vote. But as a satirical magazine of some repute, and some ill-repute, it is our duty to pretend to care about politics regardless of whether or not they matter (they don’t). So we took the time to lay out the Pros and Cons for each of this year’s Student Body President candidates.

 

-The Mugdown

Endorsed by Trevor Knight