Student Senator Finally Writes Perfect Bill

KOLDUS– Late Wednesday evening, an informant from the Student Government Association, who asked to be referred to as Sheep Throat– don’t ask us why–, leaked the text for the most controversial bill in SGA history. Consequently, it is also what students have been waiting for.

And The Mugdown approves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Sheep Throat & Mugdown Staff

 

 

*Photo and bill text provided informants from the Student Government Association. Content should be viewed as satirical.