Top Five Addictions Women Find More Attractive Than Sports Betting

Sports betting has become even more widespread amongst college-aged men through apps like Prize Picks or Onyx. According to a recent survey of the nearly 28,000 current female students at Texas A&M, these are the top five addictions considered more attractive than sports betting:

5. Chronic Zyn Usage – She doesn’t mind him looking like a squirrel with hundreds of packets tucked in his cheeks when the alternative is him betting his tuition on the 8 part parlay that’s never going to happen. 

4. Fortnite: So what if he spends his evenings getting bullied by ten year olds? It’s better than rage-tweeting the quarterback he claims threw the game.

3. Yaoi: He might be paying for the premium 18+ Webtoon subscription, but at least he doesn’t have money on the extreme tag championships.

2. Serial Cheating: She’d rather him sleep with the rest of the female student body (27,999 women to be exact) than find Draft Kings in the hidden folder on his phone.

1. Cocaine Dependency: She’ll put up with his overgrown cocaine pinky nail as long as he never downloads Fanduel. She might even give it a cute little gel manicure.

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— Boot in My Mouth & Stephen Ring