Board of Regents Files Released

Over the weekend, the highly anticipated Board of Regents files were finally released on orders of interim President Tommy Williams. This comes after months of heavy pressure by faculty, the student body and the general public. That time was spent making heavy redactions to the thousands of pages of documents, redactions which university staff promise were only done to protect sensitive information. Attached is a page from those earthshaking documents:

The Board of Regents _________________________________________________________________________________ did ___________                    ___ _______                                             ____________________________________________________________________________________________ nothing__________________________________________________________________________________________________________wrong.

“_______these allegations________________________________________________”___________________

 

“______are_______________________-______________________complete______”

 

________________lies_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

These despicable _______________________________________ reporters _____________________ should ___________________________________ be________________________________________________________________________________________fired__________________________________________________________________________________________

— Mugdown Staff