Texas A&M Releases List of Banned Classes
This week, the Texas A&M University Board of Regents released a list of courses that will no longer be offered effective immediately.
Over 300 courses have been removed from the curriculum amid fears of propaganda affecting young, impressionable students. In order to highlight the necessity of these changes, we at The Mugdown have created a non-exhaustive list of the most important courses that have been removed, as well as the reasoning behind the decision.
BICH 410: This course discusses melanin, the pigment-producing cell of the skin, which might as well just be critical race theory.
COMM 302: The title is too close to communism, and we here at Texas A&M are a proud capitalist school.
ARCH 115: This course does not do enough to combat the transgender agenda.
SOCI 277: Anonymous reports say the professor used pronouns in h*r introduction.
GOVT 402: This course talks about Democratic leaders and their policies. Our innocent children should not be indoctrinated by radical views.
COSC 184: My son failed this class. A terrible professor who discriminates against smart children doesn’t deserve to teach.
PSAA 642: Ethics in Public Service. Why on earth would we need those?
CHIN 202: The only language our students need to learn is English, and some of them aren’t even good at that one.
BIOL 111: Upon review of the syllabus, this course teaches students that men have a smaller Y chromosome than women. Clearly feminists have rewritten biology for their own self-serving ideology.
HIST 300: Slavery didn’t happen. How dare this course pedal lies that America has a less than perfect past .
MATH 102: 2+2 = 5.
PBSI 300: Psychology of women. Do you seriously not know why we’re upset right now?!?
In addition to these courses, Texas A&M will be removing many majors including: Sociology, Ecology, Journalism, Philosophy and Hispanic Studies. Students in these majors have been promptly expelled and are awaiting criminal charges.
— Mrs. Dabfire
Mrs. Dabfire is a woman of many talents: certified fish camp mom, unofficial MSC greeter, and full-time vape cloud. A theater major turned amateur intramural pickleball referee, Dabfire made a name for herself when she substituted for her younger cousin at New Student Conference and somehow left with three Breakaway T-shirts, a minor in Agricultural Leadership, and a job offer at Layne’s Chicken Fingers. Known for her emotional range (from giggling to sobbing during the Aggie War Hymn), she’s never seen without a pearl necklace, platform Crocs, and a Juul named “Ol’ Sarge.” She’s not your mom – she’s everybody’s mom. Just don’t ask what’s in her Owala.