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Ranking Every Bonfire Crew

By Batt-atouille , in Campus Life Clickbait Uncategorized , at April 29, 2024 Tags: , , ,

After seasons and seasons of carefully infiltrating Student Bonfire lurking unseen in each crews’ woods during cut and sneaking around to each perimeter fire during stack The Mugdown’s secret investigators have finally uncovered the only comprehensive and correct crew ranking.

 

So, without further ado, every Bonfire crew ranked from best to worst:

 

  1. Hullabaloo (no drama from this crew!)
  2. Neeley
  3. Lechner
  4. Schuhmacher
  5. Krueger
  6. FHK
  7. Appelt
  8. Walton
  9. Leggett
  10. Corps
  11. OC
  12. Hart
  13. UL
  14. Cookie Shack

 

If you have any concerns or complaints about these rankings, consider getting good. 

 

— Batt-atouille