Stark Galleries to Unveil New Exhibit for High-Achieving Business Majors

This Friday, Stark Galleries is set to unveil a new exhibit entitled “Corporate Canvases” to honor the work of Mays Business School’s top students.

“We put a lot of effort into our work,” Jake Ross, a senior marketing student, said. “I know as business students we are always taught to blur lines, but coloring inside them is so much more difficult.”

The exhibit is set to feature the work of over 50 students, ranging from coloring sheets to ingenious crayon-drawn art. The exhibit serves as a reminder to all Texas A&M students that hard work pays off.

“The students really deserve this,” Jennifer Kelly, a Stark Galleries worker, said. “They don’t get the recognition they deserve. As the only beacons of hope for the university, we want to show other students what true success looks like, one coloring sheet at a time.”

Despite the growing excitement toward the grand opening, some students have expressed their disdain for the showcase.

“We literally do this every day and I’m pretty sure that guy can’t even spell ‘color theory’,” Franny Baker, a visualization major, said. “Also, he colored the sky pink. How do they get an entire showcase, and we don’t?”

The grand opening is set to unveil at 6 p.m. Friday, followed by light refreshments and soulless small talk.

— Hello Dammit