Student Bonfire Lingo For Dummies – Stack Edition

• Stack
  • Stack is hungry.  Feed it your car keys.
• Stack site
  • Mud. It’s all mud.
• The gate
  • Probably the most-touched object in all of Bonfire. Aside from Fancy, that is.
• Perimeter
  • We should all take off our pots and run into Perimeter at the same time. They can’t stop all of us, can they?
• Windles
  • The goal is to bump them with as many logs as possible, like in Pong.
• Yellowpot
  • Who gave this clown a quadrant?
• Brownpot
  • Poster boys for hearing loss, C-saw style.
• Baby Brown
  • Nascar but slower and more orange.
• Greenpot
  • Women *sip*.
• Baby Green
  • Wires and sets and wires and sets and swings and wires and sets and
• Jrp
  • Somehow angrier?
• Srp
  • Still not fun.
• Drp
  • What is this old man doing here?
• Fish
  • The beating heart of Bonfire, really. But one of them keeps hogging the Bonfire Braincell and I can’t figure out who has it, Mom said it’s my turn with it — so give it back.
• Olds & Deads
  • Masters of standing on a rope and pretending to be busy.
• Highport
  • A job for two, if you know what I mean…
• Manport
  • Something that takes 3 Leggett Ladies to carry.
• Meat calls
  • Been calling binds just to feel something…
• Heave
  • She whoa on my heave ‘til I ONE TWO F–
• Y-stick names
  • [Redacted]
• Wiring
  • It’s right over left, yeah?
• The hodell, the hottle, the hodle?
  • However you spell it, this is where the hubris of Fishkind is tested. Careful how close you get to that door, Icarus.
• Cookie Shack
  • They should rename it “Cold Grilled Cheese and Brisk Shack.”  Not that I’m complaining.
• Brownpot special
  • Sweet, sweet ambrosia.  The sustenance of the gods.
• Suggestions
  • Overrated.
• Ace
  • Has no one killed that thing yet?

— Batt-atouille