Jimbo Fisher Unable to Register for “Introduction to Functional Head Coaching”
Yesterday, when attempting to register for classes at Texas A&M University for the upcoming school year, Jimbo Fisher was restricted from securing a spot in FTBL 323 “Introduction to Functional Head Coaching” for the Fall 2023 semester due to missing a prerequisite from his previous season.
Despite being able to register for other courses on his degree plan such as “Leaching Off the University System II” and “Advanced Disappointment”, Fisher could not register for FTBL 323 due to his Q-drop of the prerequisite course FTBL 222 “Basics of Adequate Decision Making” last semester. Fisher asserts that he had all the material ready for the assignments in FBTL 222: players, money, staff, etc. He just forgot to turn them in on game days.
“This is more unfair than a poker game with a basset hound,” Fisher said. “I tried my best, but the professor graded way too harshly. I need to take this next class to graduate on time.”
Sources within the Texas A&M Athletic Department say Fisher has sent in a Force Request for “Introduction to Functional Head Coaching”, but the request is currently still in review by university administration.
— BTHO Rabies
You’re fighting for your life, sweating bullets on a flag room couch. You got in a wrestling match with a Kyle Field bat and the bat won. He whooped you faster than a junior-by-hours. He beat the 12th man out of you. You better be glad he let you keep on ever-living… ever-loving… You’re alive, but now you feel it coursing through your veins: pure rage in the form of a viral infection. Sure you could get treatment, but old army’s tougher than that. Reveilles 1 through 8 would be rolling in their graves. There’s only one redass, good bull way to handle this. Say it with me now. BEAT. THE. HELL. OUTTA. RABIES. Whoop!