The Mugdown’s Official FLO Ranking
No FLO consented to this ranking, but we did not consent to their incessant bannering. Here is The Mugdown’s official FLO ranking:
- MSC ALOT
Feeder program to MSC Leadership. Yes, the MSC has a student leadership team. No, we do not know what they do. I don’t think they do either.
- FLAG
Leaders in government that can’t even run their own meetings. The name is okay, but FREEDOM would have been cooler.
- FLINT
The upperclassmen can give you great advice on ETAM, seeing as they each did it twice.
- FAST
Carport Coffee hates to see any member of this FLO coming. We are not sure how the human physiology of an average FAST member sustains that many iced Marilyns a week.
- FLiP
One Flare (no, not the FLO) screenshot away from being banned from campus. When the first picture on their “About Us” page is the men on leadership with their arms around the women on leadership’s throats, do you expect them to be ranked higher?
- FLASH
An entire group of people who were team captains in high school but still can’t place in NFBelles.
- FATE
It was your fate to end up here, but only because you didn’t get into your first-choice FLO.
- AFC
Aggie Fish Club has been mistaken for a fishing enthusiasts club too many times to count.
- ASSIST
The org is full of group project partners who only show up for the presentation. Their website says approximately 50 members because they struggle to even find 50 freshmen interested in joining.
- Fish Aides
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.
- MSC FISH
Did you know they interned in D.C.? Well they did. On Capitol Hill. But if you look closely, the congressman they worked for just happens to share a last name with their FLO president.
- MSC FLI
Singlehandedly upholds Costa Rica’s voluntourism industry. Also, why does the MSC have so many FLOs?
- FLiC
The best place to find your spouse, get married and have two kids named Brynnleigh Rose and John Paul before you graduate.
- FLOC
The shepherd-allegory FLO name that FLiC wishes it had thought of first.
- FLARE
They have more screen time on ChatGPT than Canvas. The major-specific study hour used to be for the members who couldn’t meet the GPA requirement…
- PREP
Progressively Reaching Excellence in Professionalism. Emphasis on “progressively,” because they are nowhere near done. But you have to respect their honesty.
- FAiM
As our future healthcare professionals, they should spend less time on Northgate and more time on their chemistry lab reports.
- Fish Co.
If you want to drop your FLO for the highly prestigious on-campus senator spot in SGA, then this is the FLO for you.
- FLED
The education-major FLO at a university that hates education.
- FEST
Engineers that cannot hold a conversation. So, essentially, a group consisting of the median engineer.
- FREE
Engineers that can hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes.
- FRESH
Still wearing their molded, crusty Fish Camp bandanas. Yes, even the sophomores.
- FORME
The best place to find a plug.
- FADE
A FLO whose whole marketing is “our name is cool.” But they don’t even have the coolest name.
- FLEX
The FLO with the coolest name, but they can’t embrace that on account of constantly reminiscing about the glory days of high school.
- FALL
Every day the name reminds you that fall in Texas involves 80° weather.
- FEAST
So unremarkable that they made it into the top three unnoticed. Much like the leadership’s messages asking freshmen to pay their dues.
- FRWD
Every meeting starts with a soft pitch for someone’s startup that doesn’t have a product yet. But hey, at least they don’t have any hazing allegations, yet.
- FLAKE
Braver than half the campus combined. Surprisingly still around considering the Board of Regents wants it gone, probably.
— Wildcatechism
