Who Did the Mugdown Writers Vote For?

Election season is here in Aggieland, and The Mugdown’s staff of erudite, politically-savvy writers knows this as well as anyone else. So, for those wondering if they voted correctly, here’s how a few members of the writing staff cast their ballots this year.

 

Cult Zealot supports Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for mid-semester Senior Class President.

 

HypochondriAg supports Popeye the Sailor Man for Union of Local Regional Atlantic Seaboard Commission, Galveston A&M Council Seat 37.

 

Mrs. Dabfire supports women’s rights (6’3″, showers, likes long walks and an intimate night in).

 

Ditzie Chicken supports Scooby-Doo against incumbent Reveille X.

 

Boot Licker supports Squadron 7 for Fashionistas of the Year.

 

Wolf of Wehner supports Bernie Madoff for chief financial officer of Texas A&M University.

 

Century Striker supports Kylian Mbappe for President of Intramural Soccer, I mean, Football.

 

Barbara’s Bush supports Barbara Bush for the position of George Bush’s wife.

 

Stephen Ring supports Gerard Way for the position of Stephen Ring’s spouse.

 

Bread Ass supports Roz of Monsters Incorporated for Head Librarian of Evans.

 

OhiAg supports the Ohio State Buckeyes as the official replacement for the Texas A&M Aggies football program.

 

The 12th NPC got lost on their way to the polling station. Please contact The Mugdown if you have any information regarding their current whereabouts.

 

Panty Hopping supports Gordon Ramsay for Supreme God-Chef-Emperor of the Commons Dining Hall.

 

Boot in my Mouth supports the tormented spirit of Genghis Khan for Khan of Parsons Mounted Cavalry.

 

The Intern supports Kanye West for President of Texas A&M University.

 

— Daddy War Hymn