5 Signs Your Class Crush Likes You Back
Aggies, it’s that time of year. Midterms and new attendance requirements are making it prudent to develop a class crush, lest you be bored out of your mind by actually taking notes. That one guy in the top row that you keep making accidental eye contact with? That girl you’ve been stalking on Instagram? That guy who responded to your discussion post? We get it, it’s not all in your head, and we think they like you back!
Here are 5 signs you have them right where you want them:
1. Every time you make eye contact with them, they shift uncomfortably and give you a side-eye.
We’ve seen this playbook before. Edward and Bella, anyone? They just don’t want you to find out they feel the same way!
2. They didn’t accept your follow request.
They’re just making sure their feed is cool enough. You wouldn’t open up a restaurant if it was still under construction, right?
3. On the group project sheet, they switched as soon as you wrote your name in the cell under theirs.
They’re just worried you’ll find out they aren’t the smartest.
4. They always rush out anxiously before you can talk to them.
Every time you do, they introduce you to someone walking nearby and then narrowly escape. You make them nervous, you fox, you!
5. They start flirting with someone else in the class.
Oh, wow, they must really want you. They’re playing hard to get and making sure you know it.
— Panty Hopping
For Panty Hopping, nothing feels more liberating than a comforting swim in the waters of Rudder Fountain. Her articles are all written after her refreshing wades in the waters of the many ponds on campus, and the mysterious liquid masquerading as water within these ponds renders her unable to recall writing her articles. She asserts she is not liable for anything written within them, and that the blood, sweat and tears of Aggies long gone that she has absorbed through her swims in the mystical ponds are the lifeblood of her writing. Sure, Panty Hopping might be seen applying to every organization on campus or in the Instagram comments of that girl in your Math 140 class three semesters ago. Still, her true passion lies in swimming in the glorious ponds on campus.