Here’s How Texas A&M Can Still Go 8-4 This Football Season
Scenario 1: Texas A&M loses out to South Carolina, Samford and UT, and they add another loss for the fun of it.
This scenario is the most likely outcome for the Aggies this season as it simply requires the team to lose out for the remainder of the season, and then for some higher-up in the university to make the decision to add the bonus loss. Not the craziest anti-student body decision made by university officials.
Scenario 2: NCAA retroactively calls back the game-winning touchdown against Notre Dame for holding.
While this scenario would require the NCAA to step in, with such an egregious missed holding call against Notre Dame which allowed Texas A&M to take the lead, it would set the Aggies at 8-1, leading for them to relatively easily go 8-4 to end the season.
Scenario 3: It was all a dream. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
This scenario requires for you, the reader, to be in a four-month coma and actually be dreaming about the undefeated Aggies, as your loved ones desperately plead with you at your bedside to wake up. In reality, Texas A&M is currently 6-2 with losses to Notre Dame and LSU, with number one ranked t.u. and Heisman Favorite LaNorriss Sellers expected to crush Texas A&M for their remaining two losses for the season.
—Bigger Justice
He didn’t join J-Court for the resume; he joined for the robe and powdered wig. Bigger Justice treats every hearing like it’s a Supreme Court case, despite the fact that he only hears cases about Turtlebox speakers that magically turned into water bottles in front of a student body president banner. He talks exclusively in phrases like “with all due respect” and “this sets a dangerous precedent,” even to his professors. What started as a minor election infraction somehow turns into a full-scale hearing on the moral fabric of Aggieland, complete with phrases like “for the integrity of this institution” and “let the record reflect.” He doesn’t just interpret the rules, he becomes them. The case may be small, but don’t worry…he’ll make it bigger.