FLO Rankings

26. MSC ALOT
You have two words in your name, and neither starts with an F. How can you possibly have the audacity to call yourself a FLO? One of the most fitting names, though, so we can almost excuse it, as this FLO has ALOT of nothing going on.

25. FLINT

I didn’t even know this one existed. At least it starts with a F.

24. FLEX

Performative men apocalypse. Between kissing each other, drinking matcha, cropping tees, and wearing shorts that end at their ankles, they find time to let you know how much cooler they think they are than everyone else.

23. FRESH

Literally just a mini FLEX. They finally got their big boy pants and joined FLAC, although it will be a miracle if they last a year without getting kicked out. If you think your FLO is incestuous, just know this one is worse.

22. FLIP

Made up of mean girls who peaked in high school and boys who minorities do not feel safe around. This is who you think goes to A&M.

21. FADE

Has been a second-round FLO for 3 years. Will actually haze you. Also, its founder is still in college.

20. MSC FISH

More like fishing for compliments because this FLO is chopped. Never seen one baddie get into this flo, just chuzz. The MSC hides them in a corner away from the world for a reason.

19. PREP

Nothing can prep you for how botted this organization is. Perfect place for people to get in and go “uh oh, I thought this was FRWD.”

18. ASSIST

Wait, this is a FLO?

17. FEST

Somehow not even the coolest engineering FLO.

16. FREE

The coolest engineering FLO. Not that it matters.

15. FRWD

The business FLO. Meetings are business professional, cocaine is mandatory, and all of them have “Mays” in their Instagram bio, not TAMU.

14. FLASH

Do y’all really need 90 freshmen? Quality over quantity, guys, this is why y’all are still a B rank FLO on a good day.

13. FEAST

Accidentally turned their pref form in backwards two years ago and took a batch of bots. Has never recovered from this, even though members will claim to love the two friends they made in it.

12. FLARE

Wait, like the app?

11. MSC FLI

Don’t y’all go to Nicaragua or something?

10. Fish Co.

Made up of future railroad commissioners and comptrollers, this FLO is full of brown-nosing politician wannabes that know no bounds. Who doesn’t love a good politician roleplay session?

9. AFC

This FLO is not nearly interesting enough to justify having a name that doesn’t start with an “F.”

8. FLOC

Would be a better name for the Christian FLO than FLIC, kind of has a whole shepherd allegory thing going on.

7. FLAKE

Keep slaying. Braver than every member of the corps combined for putting up with TAMU’s bigotry. Some student is scheming somewhere to remove this FLO from campus.

6. Fish Aides

*insert joke about sexually transmitted disease among aquatic life*

5. FAST

Y’all are only in the top five because we wanted you to be higher than FLEX and FLIP. You’re probably still going to find some way to brag about this, so let it be known: we would’ve put y’all last, but this is funnier.

4. FLED

Education is the key to our future, so it’s essential that we have a FLO for future educators. Too bad we have built an economic system that doesn’t support them, so this FLO doesn’t contain a single education major, and neither does the university.

3. FALL

The Mugdown officially stands with women a little less this year, pushing FALL back to number 3. We still adore the fempire; y’all can do nothing wrong.

2. FLIC

Are you not involved enough in religion through your sorority, church, Impact, Breakaway, and family? This FLO is the perfect home for you.

1. FORME

Heroes sent by God to save A&M. They are the Übermensch, the future leaders of this country, and are better than you in every way. They are the granola girls and country guys you wish you were.

 

— Yap Leader