Academic Advisors Now Offering Clash Royale Counseling
Beginning this semester, academic advisors across campus have begun offering advising services focused on the real time strategy game Clash Royale. Following the grand return of the famed mobile game to so many lecture halls, University administration directed advisors to assist students in any way possible with climbing the trophy ladder.
“We are well prepared to assist students in performing well in all aspects of their academics — and are proud to include Clash Royale counseling to our services,” Academic Advisor Trey Crown said.
Academic Advisors have been recommending utilizing a 1.6 Mortar cycle deck, proving their genius extends far beyond class selection. Some university staff are going so far as to setting up extra lectures for students to sit and practice Clash while presenting unimportant topics.
If you would like to schedule a Clash Royale consultation with an academic advisor, make sure to sign up several months in advance, or figure it out yourself.
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