Myth VS Fact: Sylly Week
Myth: I’m going to meet my future spouse in this class.
Fact: You will sit as far away from anyone else as you can and play Clash Royale.
Myth: I am limiting myself to only $200 a month.
Fact: You went to all your classes today. You deserve a sweet treat.
Myth: Look at the incoming class!! Aggie football is going to dominate this year.
Fact: Get ready for another 8-4 season.
Myth: This is the year I will finally make it to the Rec everyday.
Fact: You are taking 19 hours, in 3 clubs, and in a long-distance relationship hanging on by a thread.
Myth: I will be an academic weapon this year.
Fact: You’ve already slept through your first class.
Myth: I’m going to MSC Open House and finding a ton of new clubs to join!
Fact: The only booth worth going to is the Mugdown.
-Mrs. Dabfire
Mrs. Dabfire is a woman of many talents: certified fish camp mom, unofficial MSC greeter, and full-time vape cloud. A theater major turned amateur intramural pickleball referee, Dabfire made a name for herself when she substituted for her younger cousin at New Student Conference and somehow left with three Breakaway T-shirts, a minor in Agricultural Leadership, and a job offer at Layne’s Chicken Fingers. Known for her emotional range (from giggling to sobbing during the Aggie War Hymn), she’s never seen without a pearl necklace, platform Crocs, and a Juul named “Ol’ Sarge.” She’s not your mom – she’s everybody’s mom. Just don’t ask what’s in her Owala.