Transportation Services Releases Top 10 Most Wanted List

This morning, Texas A&M Transportation Services released its Top 10 Most Wanted Parking Offenders List, highlighting so-called “habitual offenders” with the most parking violations across campus.

Following the list’s release, Executive Director of Transportation Services, Elaine Brooks, issued a statement justifying the move.

 “Even though the ticket fines from these individuals have funded the department for the past 4 months,” Brooks said, “the time has come for these vagrants to be brought to justice.”

Senior business major Jimmy Miller, who holds the 2nd place position on the leaderboard, expressed pride in his record. 

 “I’m really honored,” Miller said. “It’s nice to finally be recognized for something.” 

It remains unclear what the list is meant to accomplish; insiders speculate that the list is actually a means to incentivize students to commit more violations to make the leaderboard and in turn boost revenues. Officials from Transportation Services declined to comment.  

The list features the make, model, color and location where they most frequently violate. View the complete list below:

1. 506 violations – Tesla Cybertruck, gray, lot 47 (near Zachry Education Center) 
2. 467 violations – Honda Civic, blue, lot 72 (near Mays Business School)
3. 436 violations – Rev Force One, maroon, lot 54 (near the administration building)
4. 420 violations – Jeep, white, West Campus Garage (Zeta Tau Alpha sticker on rear windshield) 
5. 393 violations – Toyota Camry, black, lot 41 (Bush School)
6. 338 violations – Toyota Forerunner, blue, lot 32 (near Sbisa)
7. 281 violations – Ford F-350 (lifted), red, lot 36 (Vet School)
8. 269 violations – Toyota RAV4, white, lot GOLF
9. 225 violations – Ford Bronco, blue, lot 40a (near the Quad)*
10. 204 violations – BMW X3, grey, Koldus Garage (Pine Cove Sticker on rear windshield)

 

-Dumbledorms