Sexy Aggie Halloween Costumes 

With Halloween fast approaching, The Mugdown staff has compiled a list of possible sexy Aggie-themed Halloween costumes for those scandalous Ags looking to spice things up this 31st.

Sexy Roughneck
Arousing the masses since its erection, the Roughneck statue is already dripping with raw sex appeal. Is it glorifying the oil industry? Sure. But does he look good doing it? Absolutely. This costume practically sculps itself — just add a little flair, and you’ll have everyone ready to drill.

Sexy Reveille
Always a crowd favorite. Stick to the tried-and-true formula: minimal clothes, dog ears, and a little nose makeup. You’ll be bringing out every frat boy’s inner furry before the night is over.

Sexy Mike Elko
Coach Elko’s debut season is a prime opportunity to inject some fresh blood into the sexy costume game. A shaved head, a pair of over-ear headphones, cropped Aggie gear, and maybe a playful pillow belly for humor will make you both hot and hilarious. Who could resist?

Sexy Yell Leader
This one’s a classic — it’s a high-risk, high-reward choice. Pull it off, and you’ll understand why cadets fight tooth and nail to be a Yell Leader. Just be sure your triceps are the size of your head; no one said being sexy was easy.

Sexy Conner Weigman
What better way to shoot your shot than as the star quarterback? All you need is a jersey, some jorts and a little eye black. Throw some Mizzou touchdowns and brace your shoulders — we wouldn’t want any November 1st injuries. 

Sexy Fish Camp Counselor
Leftover tattoos and hair dye from camp? An old camp shirt you don’t mind sacrificing? No time to buy a real costume? This one’s for you. Unleash all that pent-up sexual tension from camp and be the sexiest counselor at the party. Bonus points if you’re still secretly in love with your partner.

Marcel reed- No need for improvements, He’s sexy enough already. 

— Yap Leader