Places To Watch The Aggie Football Games That Don’t Require A Ticket

So you didn’t get the tickets you wanted for the next football game,but you’re a real redass Ag who can’t afford to miss one second of Aggie football. What are you to do? 

Luckily for you, we here at The Mugdown have compiled a list of the best places to watch football games that don’t require an actual ticket! 

Note: The Mugdown is not responsible for any injuries or arrests that may result from enacting these suggestions.

1. Top of Rudder Tower- All it takes is a short elevator ride and some binoculars, and you’ll have the perfect vantage point to peek in on the game!
2. The Inside of Your Friend’s Bag- Sure, it might be cramped, but you can squeeze into your friend’s see-through plastic handbag to get into the game! Just make sure you’re dressed as a bottle of sunscreen or something in case the bag gets checked.
3. Disguising Yourself As A Member Of The Team- A Texas A&M football jersey, a football helmet and some pads are all you need to be indistinguishable from any other A&M football player. There are so many people on the team, they probably won’t even notice.
4. Clairvoyance- The psychology department has been working on new methods of opening your third eye to observe events across time and space. Can you imagine a better way to use this godlike power than watching A&M football?
5. Hang Glider- For a bird’s-eye view of the game, a hang glider could provide your solution! Please note that previous attempts to use this strategy have resulted in the hang glider being shot down by fighter jets during the flyover.

— Clone War Hymn