Ranking Every Bonfire Crew
After seasons and seasons of carefully infiltrating Student Bonfire — lurking unseen in each crews’ woods during cut and sneaking around to each perimeter fire during stack— The Mugdown’s secret investigators have finally uncovered the only comprehensive and correct crew ranking.
So, without further ado, every Bonfire crew ranked from best to worst:
- Hullabaloo (no drama from this crew!)
- Neeley
- Lechner
- Schuhmacher
- Krueger
- FHK
- Appelt
- Walton
- Leggett
- Corps
- OC
- Hart
- UL
- Cookie Shack
If you have any concerns or complaints about these rankings, consider getting good.
— Batt-atouille
Batt-atouille is a dirty, filthy pledge, and hasn’t earned the privilege of a bio, so check back next semester!