Student Who Claims to be a Sophomore by Hours Violently Humbled
Trey Howler, a true freshman straight out of high school but already having 30 credit hours, was humbled yesterday in POLS 206 when an upperclassman took it upon herself to remind Trey where he is on the A&M food chain.
Howler, while introducing himself to the class before a presentation, mentioned that although he just moved to Aggieland, he is actually a “sophomore by hours” and an experienced college man.
Lauren Lason, an upperclassman observing this unfolding atrocity from the back row, charged to the podium to tackle Howler as the rest of the class cheered.
“The boy needed to be humbled,” Lason said, triumphantly standing over Howler. “He can’t go about his life thinking that he’s a sophomore when he is fresh meat.”
Howler is recovering well, though he did check “college sophomore” on the emergency room intake form.
— Bizzle Blazer
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