Catholic Student Gives Up On Love for Lent
To celebrate this year’s hybrid Ash Wednesday and Valentine’s Day, Peter Garcia, a Catholic student, has announced that he will be “giving up on love” until Easter.
Lent is a Christian observance where followers will give up something for the six week duration between Ash Wednesday and Easter in commemoration of Jesus’ fasting in the desert. Given that the observance starts on Valentine’s day this year, Garcia has announced via X (formerly Twitter) that he will be abstaining from all romantic and sexual pursuits.
Garcia’s reputation in the local Catholic community and his platform on X reflects his devout faith and dedication to following Christ. However, he has never been known for his charisma, with some pointing out that “bro doesn’t get [women] anyway.”
— Call Me By My Fish’s Name
With his Oakley sunglasses and a lawn chair perpetually camped out on the banks of the Aggie Park pond, Call me by my Fish’s Name is often asked for help by many novice fishermen. It’s a service he’s happy to provide — a true model fisherman. One time though, we caught him trying to sneak a bass out of the park, a clear violation of the catch and release policy. We didn’t report him to the game warden, but we did come to an understanding that day. Call me by my Fish’s Name stopped by our office a few days after this incident, and has been writing for us ever since.