Ranking Panhellenic Sororities from Worst to Best
- Kappa Alpha Theta
Make sure to schedule your CAPS appointment after spending time with one of these KATty frenemies!
- Delta Gamma
If your only plan for the future is to become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader and marry your boyfriend from that year you were a summer camp counselor, then this is the place for you!
- Alpha Epsilon Phi
Perhaps starting recruitment at the high school level would help your numbers?
- Pi Beta Phi
The girls that will party like it’s syllabus week until finals but still go to church on Sunday mornings.
- Alpha Chi Omega
It’s honestly surprising this one hasn’t been kicked off campus yet. Whether it’s dirty rushing, hazing, or anything else in between, Ms. Alpha Chi O sure knows how to make you wanna go… literally, like leave.
- Delta Zeta
This one may as well be a fraternity with how similar their Thursday through Sunday plans are.
- Alpha Omicron Pi
When a video about sex positions comes up instead of your sisterhood video during recruitment, you don’t need me to make fun of you – you did it for me.
- Tri Delta
I appreciate the adventurous fashion pioneers who got babylights instead of the sorority standard highlights, it’s made it a little easier to tell people apart. It’s still pretty difficult though, maybe try nametags?
- Kappa Kappa Gamma
How’s that alcohol probation going?
- Alpha Delta Pi
Such a forgettable sorority they managed to make the top 5!
- Zeta Tau Alpha
An entire sorority where personalities are based around putting the letter Z in front of every word? So quirky.
- Gamma Phi Beta
While they may not know how to keep girls from dropping, they certainly know how to make a killer grilled cheese.
- Chi Omega
These girls are a real hoot. No seriously, they never stop talking!
- Kappa Delta
Girl scouts — enough said.
— Lavender Hazed
Lavender Hazed is a dirty, filthy pledge, and hasn’t earned the privilege of a bio, so check back next semester!