Ranking Panhellenic Sororities from Worst to Best
- Kappa Alpha Theta
Make sure to schedule your CAPS appointment after spending time with one of these KATty frenemies!
- Delta Gamma
If your only plan for the future is to become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader and marry your boyfriend from that year you were a summer camp counselor, then this is the place for you!
- Alpha Epsilon Phi
Perhaps starting recruitment at the high school level would help your numbers?
- Pi Beta Phi
The girls that will party like it’s syllabus week until finals but still go to church on Sunday mornings.
- Alpha Chi Omega
It’s honestly surprising this one hasn’t been kicked off campus yet. Whether it’s dirty rushing, hazing, or anything else in between, Ms. Alpha Chi O sure knows how to make you wanna go… literally, like leave.
- Delta Zeta
This one may as well be a fraternity with how similar their Thursday through Sunday plans are.
- Alpha Omicron Pi
When a video about sex positions comes up instead of your sisterhood video during recruitment, you don’t need me to make fun of you – you did it for me.
- Tri Delta
I appreciate the adventurous fashion pioneers who got babylights instead of the sorority standard highlights, it’s made it a little easier to tell people apart. It’s still pretty difficult though, maybe try nametags?
- Kappa Kappa Gamma
How’s that alcohol probation going?
- Alpha Delta Pi
Such a forgettable sorority they managed to make the top 5!
- Zeta Tau Alpha
An entire sorority where personalities are based around putting the letter Z in front of every word? So quirky.
- Gamma Phi Beta
While they may not know how to keep girls from dropping, they certainly know how to make a killer grilled cheese.
- Chi Omega
These girls are a real hoot. No seriously, they never stop talking!
- Kappa Delta
Girl scouts — enough said.
— Lavender Hazed
Yes, Lavender Hazed is a Swiftie, but Don’t You start thinking those stereotypes Mean you know everything about her Sad Beautiful Tragic story. She bleeds Maroon which is why she joined the Corps of Cadets. But The Very First Night, Lavender Hazed learned the Corps was no Wonderland when The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived in Briggs Hall tried to haze her with a rubber snake attached to an Invisible String. Fortunately, she was able to Jump Then Fall out her window to the Holy Ground of the Quad and run to her Getaway Car. Lavender Hazed knew All Too Well (10 Minute Version) that Everything Has Changed. Even after reporting The Man, she could not Shake It Off that she was The Lucky One that was Safe & Sound. Long Story Short, now she spends her Daylight writing satire to expose hazing all across campus which to her is Better than Revenge. Mirrorball.