Reveille Spotted on Date With Bevo Weeks After Split From Raider Red

Last Monday, the Queen of Aggieland was spotted on a date with the University of Texas mascot, Bevo. Reveille X, who declined to comment, recently ended her relationship with Texas Tech’s mascot, Raider Red. Red has recently faced several allegations of spreading Raider Rash around the Texas Tech campus, which Rev, again, declined to comment on.

Eyewitnesses say the couple shared multiple “passionate” glances while enjoying dinner at Fuego, a popular dating spot in College Station, as well as noting some “saucy paw and hoof holding” to round off the night.

“I don’t know how they got into the restaurant,” Jaimie Edwards, an English major and eyewitness, said. “Seems like a major health code violation.”

After hearing about Reveille’s date with Bevo, Raider Red was reminded of what they used to have when they were dating and made one last plea to try things again.

“She should have been my Reveille X, but now she’s just my Reveille ex. Rev, if you’re seeing this, I swear the infection is gone and the boils have almost subsided,” Red said. “Please come back. Give me one last chance to treat you like the Queen you are. You always said Ol’ Army does it twice, right?”

— Middle Class Missionary & Trad Co Wife