Student Bonfire Lingo For Dummies – Stack Edition
- Stack
- Stack is hungry. Feed it your car keys.
- Stack site
- Mud. It’s all mud.
- The gate
- Probably the most-touched object in all of Bonfire. Aside from Fancy, that is.
- Perimeter
- We should all take off our pots and run into Perimeter at the same time. They can’t stop all of us, can they?
- Windles
- The goal is to bump them with as many logs as possible, like in Pong.
- Yellowpot
- Who gave this clown a quadrant?
- Brownpot
- Poster boys for hearing loss, C-saw style.
- Baby Brown
- Nascar but slower and more orange.
- Greenpot
- Women *sip*.
- Baby Green
- Wires and sets and wires and sets and swings and wires and sets and
- Jrp
- Somehow angrier?
- Srp
- Still not fun.
- Drp
- What is this old man doing here?
- Fish
- The beating heart of Bonfire, really. But one of them keeps hogging the Bonfire Braincell and I can’t figure out who has it, Mom said it’s my turn with it — so give it back.
- Olds & Deads
- Masters of standing on a rope and pretending to be busy.
- Highport
- A job for two, if you know what I mean…
- Manport
- Something that takes 3 Leggett Ladies to carry.
- Meat calls
- Been calling binds just to feel something…
- Heave
- She whoa on my heave ‘til I ONE TWO F–
- Y-stick names
- [Redacted]
- Wiring
- It’s right over left, yeah?
- The hodell, the hottle, the hodle?
- However you spell it, this is where the hubris of Fishkind is tested. Careful how close you get to that door, Icarus.
- Cookie Shack
- They should rename it “Cold Grilled Cheese and Brisk Shack.” Not that I’m complaining.
- Brownpot special
- Sweet, sweet ambrosia. The sustenance of the gods.
- Suggestions
- Overrated.
- Ace
- Has no one killed that thing yet?
— Batt-atouille
Batt-atouille is a dirty, filthy pledge, and hasn’t earned the privilege of a bio, so check back next semester!