Student Bonfire Lingo For Dummies – Stack Edition
- Stack
- Stack is hungry. Feed it your car keys.
- Stack site
- Mud. It’s all mud.
- The gate
- Probably the most-touched object in all of Bonfire. Aside from Fancy, that is.
- Perimeter
- We should all take off our pots and run into Perimeter at the same time. They can’t stop all of us, can they?
- Windles
- The goal is to bump them with as many logs as possible, like in Pong.
- Yellowpot
- Who gave this clown a quadrant?
- Brownpot
- Poster boys for hearing loss, C-saw style.
- Baby Brown
- Nascar but slower and more orange.
- Greenpot
- Women *sip*.
- Baby Green
- Wires and sets and wires and sets and swings and wires and sets and
- Jrp
- Somehow angrier?
- Srp
- Still not fun.
- Drp
- What is this old man doing here?
- Fish
- The beating heart of Bonfire, really. But one of them keeps hogging the Bonfire Braincell and I can’t figure out who has it, Mom said it’s my turn with it — so give it back.
- Olds & Deads
- Masters of standing on a rope and pretending to be busy.
- Highport
- A job for two, if you know what I mean…
- Manport
- Something that takes 3 Leggett Ladies to carry.
- Meat calls
- Been calling binds just to feel something…
- Heave
- She whoa on my heave ‘til I ONE TWO F–
- Y-stick names
- [Redacted]
- Wiring
- It’s right over left, yeah?
- The hodell, the hottle, the hodle?
- However you spell it, this is where the hubris of Fishkind is tested. Careful how close you get to that door, Icarus.
- Cookie Shack
- They should rename it “Cold Grilled Cheese and Brisk Shack.” Not that I’m complaining.
- Brownpot special
- Sweet, sweet ambrosia. The sustenance of the gods.
- Suggestions
- Overrated.
- Ace
- Has no one killed that thing yet?
— Batt-atouille
The Battalion has a rat infestation, and one of these filthy rodents found its way onto our staff. We discovered him deep in the sewers under Sbisa after a long shift of hiding under the head chef’s hat. Now, he loves writing for us just as much as he loves pulling hair. When he’s not busy in the dining hall kitchen or writing articles for the other “publication” on campus, he cooks up articles for us. We’re happy to have him on our team, even though he leaves a copious amount of health code violations in his trail.