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Student Bonfire Lingo For Dummies – Stack Edition

By Batt-atouille , in Uncategorized , at November 21, 2023 Tags: , ,

  • Stack
    • Stack is hungry.  Feed it your car keys.
  • Stack site
    • Mud. It’s all mud.
  • The gate
    • Probably the most-touched object in all of Bonfire. Aside from Fancy, that is.
  • Perimeter
    • We should all take off our pots and run into Perimeter at the same time. They can’t stop all of us, can they?
  • Windles
    • The goal is to bump them with as many logs as possible, like in Pong.
  • Yellowpot
    • Who gave this clown a quadrant?
  • Brownpot
    • Poster boys for hearing loss, C-saw style.
  • Baby Brown
    • Nascar but slower and more orange.
  • Greenpot
    • Women *sip*.
  • Baby Green
    • Wires and sets and wires and sets and swings and wires and sets and
  • Jrp
    • Somehow angrier?
  • Srp
    • Still not fun.
  • Drp
    • What is this old man doing here?
  • Fish
    • The beating heart of Bonfire, really. But one of them keeps hogging the Bonfire Braincell and I can’t figure out who has it, Mom said it’s my turn with it — so give it back.
  • Olds & Deads
    • Masters of standing on a rope and pretending to be busy.
  • Highport
    • A job for two, if you know what I mean…
  • Manport
    • Something that takes 3 Leggett Ladies to carry.
  • Meat calls
    • Been calling binds just to feel something…
  • Heave
    • She whoa on my heave ‘til I ONE TWO F–
  • Y-stick names
    • [Redacted]
  • Wiring
    • It’s right over left, yeah?
  • The hodell, the hottle, the hodle?
    • However you spell it, this is where the hubris of Fishkind is tested. Careful how close you get to that door, Icarus.
  • Cookie Shack
    • They should rename it “Cold Grilled Cheese and Brisk Shack.”  Not that I’m complaining.
  • Brownpot special
    • Sweet, sweet ambrosia.  The sustenance of the gods.
  • Suggestions
    • Overrated.
  • Ace
    • Has no one killed that thing yet?

— Batt-atouille