Texas A&M Football Fans Pretty Sure We Aren’t Winning National Championship

At 6:14 p.m., October 14th, Texas A&M lost to Tennessee, leading Aggies all around the globe and various leading experts on football to finally conclude that the season is indeed over.

This message comes as no surprise to the casual Aggie, or anybody uninvested in Texas A&M’s 2023 football season, but was devastating news to slews of 12th Men looking to the Tennessee game as the start of a season revival.

Senior Travis Jones commented on the state of the team after the loss.

“This really was the nail in the coffin. I know it sounds like a longshot, but if we won against Tennessee, and South Carolina, and Ole Miss, and Mississippi State, and ACU, and LSU, and Alabama lost to Auburn and LSU, we had a shot at the National Championship,” Jones said. “Now we really have nothing.”

Jones opted not to comment when asked why he still believed the team had a chance after the Miami loss, however his friend, Mason Smith, did.

“Well, there’s always still a chance. It’s not over yet,” Smith said. “If we lose against South Carolina, then it’s REALLY going to be over, so we just need to watch out for that.”

When asked whether the group knew about the legend of Sisyphus, they reported that they did not.

— Boot Macer