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Outlaw Veocycle Clubs Taking Over Texas A&M Campus

By Batt-atouille , in Campus Life , at September 18, 2023 Tags: , ,

The Veodidos and Yells Angels, two outlaw Veocycle clubs notorious for smuggling and running over pedestrians, have begun turf expansions onto Texas A&M’s campus. According to university security, gang activity generally takes place late at night.

“We’ve seen them holding drag races on Bizzell and drifting the bikes around Fish Pond,” Wanda Potomack, a university security officer, said. “We’ve tried to apprehend them a number of times, but they somehow always manage to outrun our segways.”

Both clubs are suspected of smuggling food items across the borders of dining halls, financing their 25-cents-a-minute operations with waffles, Froot Loops, and cookies.

The gangs consider themselves rivals, and the club-on-club violence has been fierce.  Recent reports indicate that the Veodidos suspended a Yells Angel member’s bike in a tree. The Angels responded by tipping over the Veodidos’ bikes while they were partying on Northgate.

University officials are urging caution and labeled both groups as “two-percenter outlaw clubs.” Students are strongly encouraged to stay off university roads after dark and be vigilant for teal-tinted shadows lurking in the night.

— Batt-atouille