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Five Reasons We are Still Better Than Texas at Football

By Mugdown Admin , in Uncategorized , at September 12, 2023

We beat alabama with a way worse team in 2021

It’s not even impressive when your team is actually good.

Our quarterback is more attractive

The number one predictor of team success

We have a longer average kickoff return: 19 yards vs 17.5 yards

The stats don’t lie!

Johnny “Football” Manziel

  1. Heisman. Trophy. Winner. Enough said 😤

Our Coach Gets Paid More

Bigger number, better coach