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FLO Counselor Disgraced After Asking Corps Member with Boots If They Were a Freshman

By 12th Baby , in Campus Life Corps of Cadets , at August 28, 2023 Tags: , , , ,

Kelly Maroon, a sophomore member of FEAR (Freshmen Excelling at Racquetball), has been suspended by the Freshmen Leadership Advisory Council for asking a senior Corps member if he was a freshman.

“I was just trying to go to class, and I don’t have time to be interrupted by a non-reg,” Grant Allen, the senior in question, said. “Non-regs should take the time to educate themselves on the important symbolism of our uniforms.”

Maroon defended her actions and will be appealing the suspension once her emotional well being improves.

“Why should I care what color their belt is?” Maroon said. “They wear the same thing every day. It’s not my fault that I’m khaki-blind.”

Maroon is the tenth FLO counselor that has been suspended this week. Other cases have involved counselors trying to recruit students with Aggie Rings and one young-looking professor.

— 12th Baby