Vegan Charged for Eating MSC Grass
On Thursday night, lifelong vegan and freshman entomology major Brian Krasinski was charged with eating the MSC grass. Krasinksi claims that the crime was committed out of ‘“pure desperation”’ from a lack of vegan or vegetarian options.
Just after 10 p.m. on Thursday night, Krasinski went to the MSC to check out Rev’s American Grill but left disappointed that there were no decent vegan options. As he walked back to his dorm with a growling stomach, he realized the MSC grass was exactly what he needed to fulfill his needs.
Several weeks prior, a similar incident occurred after a student found beef in her Açaí bowl at the Commons Dining Hall. Left with few nourishment options, she ate the leaves of the Century Ttree. These events have sparked discourse on the subject of food options available on campus to those with dietary restrictions.
Krasinski is now in the custody of the Texas A&M police and awaits trial.
— Rev’s Rave Yard
If you ever find yourself at the Reveille graveyard by the north end of Kyle Field, stop and listen for a moment. If it’s the morning, you might hear Company E-2 jogging over to come haze their freshmen and PT on top of the decaying canine bodies. But, if it’s night time, you just might hear the thumping of a bass. Go to the nearest manhole cover, climb down the ladder, and follow the flashing lights to see what’s really below those tombstones: the best nightclub in all of BCS. Whether you’re there for the music, the drinks, or the ever-enduring Aggie Spirit emanating from the Reveille’s’ corpses, you’ll find Rev’s Rave Yard DJing on the stage and throwing the best party every weekend. And y’all already know, the party doesn’t stop ’til Rev barks.