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She Already Moved On???? Reveille Posts Pics With a New Man Days After Breakup With Grayson

By Hannibal Lechner , in Campus Life Clickbait , at April 29, 2023 Tags: , ,

Ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog? After a year-long relationship, Reveille is rumored to have ended things with her handler, Grayson, because she wasn’t receiving enough treats. Our hearts broke as we saw the first lady of Aggieland suffer at the hands of a man who didn’t even have that much hair.

However, on April 14th, Reveille soft launched a new man on her Instagram profile. Rumor has it, this mysterious companion provides more stability as Grayson will graduate soon.

An insider source informed us that the two parted on good terms, but do not wish to see each other again. We reached out to Grayson and Reveille, but both declined to comment.

— Hannibal Lechner