She Already Moved On???? Reveille Posts Pics With a New Man Days After Breakup With Grayson
Ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog? After a year-long relationship, Reveille is rumored to have ended things with her handler, Grayson, because she wasn’t receiving enough treats. Our hearts broke as we saw the first lady of Aggieland suffer at the hands of a man who didn’t even have that much hair.
However, on April 14th, Reveille soft launched a new man on her Instagram profile. Rumor has it, this mysterious companion provides more stability as Grayson will graduate soon.
An insider source informed us that the two parted on good terms, but do not wish to see each other again. We reached out to Grayson and Reveille, but both declined to comment.
— Hannibal Lechner
While Hannibal might come across as some psychotic murderer, he’s really just a University Honors student, got it? Yeah sure, he makes prolonged eye contact as you pass by the couches in the Lechner hallway, and his intense obsession with true crime podcasts might make you uneasy, but he’s maybe only a little bit of a sociopath at best. Leave the serial killer vibes to McFadden, okay?